Saturday, November 8, 2008

Obama’s Dilemma - The Presidential Dog


Like it or not Obama is the President-elect and deserves as much help as he can get. My offer is a form of partisanship, “pooch partisanship” if you will. Rather than slinging pooch patties displaying my real feelings about this two year saga I am coming out of my cave with some help with the doggie dilemma.

Most importantly the dog must possess presidential qualities –intelligents with great strength. Be powerful,protective and watchful of children and VP's. Most important is the ability to rescue human beings from drowning.

The obvious choice is the NEWFOUNDLAND!
I am so secure in my recommendation I will let the Obama’s test my choice by offering a two week trial of Schootchie de Noodge. My only request is that I must accompany “Schootch”, staying in the Lincoln bedroom for the two weeks. We will require the services of the White House chef, secret service and a masseuse for "Schootch" and myself during our stay.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Vote For Sale

I have had it with the pathetic rhetoric and flawed method of voting. The process is at the behest of those with the most money and can cause the most confusion. This daily tsunami of political rhetoric is toxic and unhealthy, like smoking. In fact there is great equivocation in that the government could stop the manufacturing of the killer weed but why? It’s a major source of revenue via taxes besides what would the tobacco farmers/companies do for a living. Instead of conjuring up another failed health care plan just outlaw cigarettes. Now that’s unequivocal and a win win. What a quagmire of crap.

I am also totally bewildered at the lack of consciousness in the general population. Voting for a person solely on their gender, religion or race you must be anesthetized. More to the point is the amnesia that is so pervasive in the political sewer. Does no one remember what the Clintons did to the image of the US? Hmmm did cigar sales increase or decrease?

Experience, you want to vote for experience, folks you had an experience and can’t remember it, I can. This is the fabulous age of information and yet the people of the US persist in remaining blissfully buffaloed. Triage the facts of the last few years. We need change, any change, not mythical experience derived from an over active superego. Gee, maybe that’s where the super delegates originated. Anyway, I refuse to take part in such a debacle and waste of time. When the political stooges figure out voting is not backdoor deals, caucaus’s, primaries, secondaries and just count the votes of the people, I’m in. I am Micheal Fanning here’s my birth certificate, passport and fingerprints if you want, where do I put my mark. It should be that simple.

If you want my vote it’s for sale. Make me an offer and it’s yours.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Que Onda!


Welcome to my world and the first posting of many. Due to time constraints this will be short.


I'm taking the Pat's over the Giants by 14.
And just remember when you go to the polls this person could be "the commander in chief"!
A question is if she becomes president will she and Billy bring back all the furnishings they took from the White House when they left the last time?
Semper Fi